Ilan: why is that man in the middle of the road?
Me: he must like it there.
Ilan: it’s rude and disrespectful.
After eating junk food all day:
Ilan: I have something hurting me on my skin.
Me: (couldn’t find anything): is it hurting from the inside? Maybe you have a tummy ache.
Ilan: I think so. What’s a tummy ache?
Ilan: can we have lunch?