Wanton desire

Waiting for people to show up for house inspections. Some important observations:

1. Anyone who uses “rockstar” in this or similar context: “Wanted: rockstar graphic designer cum photographer cum seamstress” is an idiot and will not be trusted by me.

2. If I opened a Chinese restaurant I would call it Wanton Desire.

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4 thoughts on “Wanton desire

  1. Rowan

    Wanton desire!

    HOW did I spend nearly 30 years thinking there was no such thing as a funny pun?

    Sarah Fortuna, I bow down before thee. Thou hast rendered funny the pun.

    That was hilarious. I spat my cheap white wine.

  2. yvonne

    rather, wonton desire?

    what about in the case of actual rockstars??? wanted: rockstar cum world humanitarian cum UN ambassador (aka spokesperson). did i just describe bono?

  3. Sarah Fortuna Post author

    I know it’s probably a mashed up way of spelling it yvonne, but we spell it both ways here. I’m torn! What would my customers prefer?

  4. yvonne

    i was afraid of those cultural spelling nuances! i’m a bit torn too, now. probably since you would hope to have more of a local following rather than a tour-bus following (???), keep it wanton? and make sure if any lonely planet people come by, they explain in their paragraph write up (or maybe half page feature!) this spelling difference. exciting!!! “you’ll want to make sure to stop by Wanton Desire, the hard efforts of top notch humanitarian and UN official of dumpling regulations. she’s traveled extensively through the dumpling belt of Asia and knows her stuff! you won’t be disappointed”

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