Things I learned while reading the Economist the other day:
My favourite word is Yemeni.
The vice-president of Nigeria is Goodluck Jonathan.
Thing I didn’t learn reading the Economist:
Eating the out-of-date fetta from the fridge was a bad idea.
Eating loads of party food at Chloe’s 4th birthday today did not fix the sore belly caused by the fetta.
No Adults on the Jumping Castle is only really a suggestion.
Getting kids to jump on a jumping castle and dance in ‘dance competitions’ still doesn’t burn enough of the energy from party food that they will go to bed without a fight.
You have to book everything in advance in Melbourne these days. When Moonlight Cinema was sold out the other day I though I would just choose an alternative open air cinema. But everything was sold out! No way around it, that effing sucks.